SPOT THE ENGINE: MOTO GUZZIS FOR DUMMIES

In case anyone's forgotten what a real Moto Guzzi looks like, here's a photo of the genuine article (this one goes 153 miles per hour). Look closely at the engine. Memorize it -- the shape, the outline, the contours. That's what a real Moto Guzzi engine looks like. If the motor doesn't look more or less exactly like this one, it's not a real Moto Guzzi, it's some clone or rip-off or de Tomaso-spawned badge-engineered monstrosity. So simple! Now you try it...