CIRCLE JERKS!

I had to leave the Yahoo Benelli Forum last night, tired of being ignored and attacked. Buncha Losers! In the delicious half-sleep state this morning (which also, sometimes, brings the gift of visions and revelations) the phrase "circle jerk" came to mind: The Benelli Yahoo Group is a circle jerk!

Now what is that? Here's what the dictionary says:

"A Circle Jerk"

1.) When a group of males sit in a circle, jerking each other off.

2.) *NOT* when a group of males stand in a circle to jerk off onto a cookie or anything of the sort. That retarded frat game is called "Limp Biscuit"... which kind of indirectly explains why the band of the same namesake is so fucking horrible.

3.) When a bunch of blowhards - usually politicians - get together for a debate but usually end up agreeing with each other's viewpoints to the point of redundancy, stroking each other's egos as if they were extensions of their genitals (ergo, the mastubatory insinuation). Basically, it's what happens when the choir preaches to itself.

Well, number 3 sounds about right!